I thought I'd like to make a joke topic. Post your own jokes. I'll start:
What can't you hold, but when you put it in a barrel it makes the barrel lighter?
A hole!
I thought I'd like to make a joke topic. Post your own jokes. I'll start:
What can't you hold, but when you put it in a barrel it makes the barrel lighter?
A hole!
More please.
OK, here's a couple of blonde jokes (nothing against them, they're just jokes):
1:A blonde goes into an electronics store and picks out a TV. She brings it to the counter and said "can I buy this TV?", but the woman at the counter says "sorry we don't sell TVs to blondes. So the blonde went home, and put on a wig. She went back to the shop and brought her TV to the counter:
"Can I buy this TV?"
"Sorry we don't sell TVs to blondes"
"How did you know I was a blonde?"
Because that's a microwave!
2: A blonde asked a store clerk for curtains for her computer. The clerk asked why and the blonde said:
"Because I have Windows
HA HA ha :haha:
good ones but arn't they old :einfall:
I guess so. How about: ( you need a brain for this one)
Think of a number 1-10,
Multiply it by 9,
Add the two digits (eg:34 3+4),
Subtract 5,
If 1=a, 2=b, 3=c, 4=d,etc., Think of the letter your number represents,
Think of a european country beginning with that letter.
Think of a land animal beginning with the second letter of that country.
Think of the colour of that animal.
There aren't many grey elephants in Denmark, are there?
If you aren't smart enough, you will probably do it wrong.
that si so freaky. i got that, grey elephants in denmark!!!!!!!!! how did u do that??????
I think there is no other country with D - at least in english
And I can't think of another land animal with E. I guess there isn't any other, or is there?
The way it works is:
When you multiply a number by 9, and add the 2 digits, you always get 9
9-5=4
4=D
Only European country beginning with D: Denmark
Only land animal beginning with E: Elephant
Colour of Elephant: Grey
See?
Now:
Why don't cats shave?
Because 9 out of 10 cats prefer Whiskers!
Who was Buddha's Mom?
Muddha!
Where do people starve most?
Hungary!
Six blondes walk into a bar.
You'd think one of them would've seen it!
Why wasn't Jesus born in a city full of blondes?
He couldn't find three wise men!
Add your own Jokes!
slight prob-i only know rude jokes funny but too rude (i can say them if tombraidergirl lets me )
keep them coming though!
Funny jokes every1!
TRG-rude jokes?????
What is the thinnest book in the world?
The Blonde's book of knowledge!
How many civil servants does it take to screw a light bulb?
22: 10 to form a committee, 5 to form a sub-committee, 3 to form a working party, 2 to hold the ladder, 1 to put in the bulb, and 1 to write the report.
A man wanted to buy a parrot for his grandmother to talk to. So he spent €1000 on a bird that could speak lots and lots of phrases, and he sent it to his grandmother. One week later, he rang his grand mother and said: "Did you like that bird I sent you?" And she replied
"It was Delicious!"
funny
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you'r laughing long and hard
i know and its hurting ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.............
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If it hurt's think of something that would hurt even more then you'll stop laughing :wink:
Or take deep breaths
or you could laugh you a** off
NOT TO BE RUD OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
A man went to the government and said:
"I've come about my roof"
"What about your roof?"
"I want one!"
A man was in a restaurant and he ordered soup. When it arrived he looked at it and called back the waiter.
"What is wrong sir?"
"My soup"
"What about it?"
"Just taste it."
"Too hot?"
"Just taste it"
"Too cold?"
"Just taste it!"
"Fine, where's the spoon?"
"See?"
Very funny hihihihihih hahahahaha
I got sum good Yo mama jokes soory if sum 1 is offended but I dont think any1 will be
There really funny
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people call "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she needs someone to tie her shoe laces.
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.
Yo mama so nasty when I said hello to her she gave me an ear infection.
I have loads more but cant remeber them all