• I thought I'd like to make a joke topic. Post your own jokes. I'll start:


    What can't you hold, but when you put it in a barrel it makes the barrel lighter?


  • OK, here's a couple of blonde jokes (nothing against them, they're just jokes):


    1:A blonde goes into an electronics store and picks out a TV. She brings it to the counter and said "can I buy this TV?", but the woman at the counter says "sorry we don't sell TVs to blondes. So the blonde went home, and put on a wig. She went back to the shop and brought her TV to the counter:
    "Can I buy this TV?"
    "Sorry we don't sell TVs to blondes"
    "How did you know I was a blonde?"


    2: A blonde asked a store clerk for curtains for her computer. The clerk asked why and the blonde said:

  • HA HA ha :haha:
    good ones but arn't they old :einfall:

    LARA ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :0)
    LARA: You might try to kill me
    Powell: I'm not going to kill you
    LARA: I said you try

  • I guess so. How about: ( you need a brain for this one)


    Think of a number 1-10,
    Multiply it by 9,
    Add the two digits (eg:34 3+4),
    Subtract 5,
    If 1=a, 2=b, 3=c, 4=d,etc., Think of the letter your number represents,
    Think of a european country beginning with that letter.
    Think of a land animal beginning with the second letter of that country.
    Think of the colour of that animal.


    If you aren't smart enough, you will probably do it wrong.

  • that si so freaky. i got that, grey elephants in denmark!!!!!!!!! how did u do that??????

    It's not the men that have the hard lives, it's the women who look after the artifacts!

  • I think there is no other country with D - at least in english :-D
    And I can't think of another land animal with E. I guess there isn't any other, or is there?

  • The way it works is:
    When you multiply a number by 9, and add the 2 digits, you always get 9
    9-5=4
    4=D
    Only European country beginning with D: Denmark
    Only land animal beginning with E: Elephant
    Colour of Elephant: Grey
    See?


    Now:
    Why don't cats shave?


    Who was Buddha's Mom?


    Where do people starve most?


    Six blondes walk into a bar.


    Why wasn't Jesus born in a city full of blondes?



    Add your own Jokes! ;)

  • slight prob-i only know rude jokes :-( funny :-D but too rude :mad: (i can say them if tombraidergirl lets me ;) )
    keep them coming though! :-D

    It's not the men that have the hard lives, it's the women who look after the artifacts!

  • What is the thinnest book in the world?


    How many civil servants does it take to screw a light bulb?


    A man wanted to buy a parrot for his grandmother to talk to. So he spent €1000 on a bird that could speak lots and lots of phrases, and he sent it to his grandmother. One week later, he rang his grand mother and said: "Did you like that bird I sent you?" And she replied

  • hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahaha.......................... :-D

    It's not the men that have the hard lives, it's the women who look after the artifacts!

  • i know and its hurting ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.............
    hahahahahahahahaha......
    hahahahaha.......
    hahaha....

    It's not the men that have the hard lives, it's the women who look after the artifacts!

  • If it hurt's think of something that would hurt even more :-? then you'll stop laughing :wink:
    Or take deep breaths :-D
    or you could laugh you a** off
    NOT TO BE RUD OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT :sun:

    LARA ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :0)
    LARA: You might try to kill me
    Powell: I'm not going to kill you
    LARA: I said you try

  • A man went to the government and said:
    "I've come about my roof"
    "What about your roof?"


    A man was in a restaurant and he ordered soup. When it arrived he looked at it and called back the waiter.
    "What is wrong sir?"
    "My soup"
    "What about it?"
    "Just taste it."
    "Too hot?"
    "Just taste it"
    "Too cold?"
    "Just taste it!"
    "Fine, where's the spoon?"

  • I got sum good Yo mama jokes :D soory if sum 1 is offended but I dont think any1 will be :)
    There really funny :-D

    Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people call "Taxi!"
    Yo mama so fat she needs someone to tie her shoe laces.
    Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.
    Yo mama so nasty when I said hello to her she gave me an ear infection.


    I have loads more but cant remeber them all :lol: