You randomly record yourself saying, "Alister's a virgin!! *Weird laugh* Whoo!" when you're stuck for inspiration
Argh~ no!
You randomly record yourself saying, "Alister's a virgin!! *Weird laugh* Whoo!" when you're stuck for inspiration
Argh~ no!
He is, indeedy. Well, that's my feeling, you know? I mean, just look at him. No woman would want him (except me!!!!!!)
He is, indeedy. Well, that's my feeling, you know? I mean, just look at him. No woman would want him (except me!!!!!!)
Possible, that he's a virgin... My silent opinion is still that he is gay. I am so sorry for you! *pat*
... you are going to a barber showing him a picture of Lara and say "I want to look exactly that way!"
I know someone is obsessed with Tomb Raider when they carry their dual Heckler & Koch USP Match handguns with them, holstered in the back of their pants. Not like I've done that or anything.....
Possible, that he's a virgin... My silent opinion is still that he is gay. I am so sorry for you! *pat*
I had the opinion at first. That's why he and Zip are a bit too close in The Diary of a Research Assistant
After seeing cutscenes from AoD, you're very wary of plants
You watch Clangers because Bryce watched it in the movie
You want to live in Lara's house
You consider your crush on Alister 'a scandalous love affair.'
You want Alister's child
If there will be a film version of the TR games you want:
Keira Knightley as Lara
Someone like Mos Def but better as Zip
Greg Ellis as Alister
Leslie Philips as Winston
Barbie Orr as Natla
Paris Hilton as Amanda (who wouldn't want to see her being smashed in a glass floor?)
You start watching Ashes to Ashes.
EDIT: You remember when Angie adopted Maddox.
Your nan buys you an Angie doll. (I loved that freakin' thing)
Display MoreIf there will be a film version of the TR games you want:
Keira Knightley as Lara
Someone like Mos Def but better as Zip
Greg Ellis as Alister
Leslie Philips as Winston
Barbie Orr as Natla
Paris Hilton as Amanda (who wouldn't want to see her being smashed in a glass floor?)
You start watching Ashes to Ashes.
Ah, did you watch it after?
Keira Knightly? No no no no! Keeley Hawes is where it's at!!!
Yes, I did. It was weird but really enjoyable. I am going to watch it again next week!
Yay, more A2A fans!!
When you think Connor gets eaten on Primeval, you scream at the TV, "I've lost Alister! I can't afford to lose you too!" (if you have no idea what I'm talking about, Connor is a similar character to Alister/Zip)
You wonder what would happen if Pandora's Box were opened... :chin
You try watching Ben 10 but because it's terrible you turn it off after twenty seconds (I was hoping to hear Greg! )
You beg your sister to take you to see the Star Trek movie.
You watch the Cbeebies Bedtime Hour segments that Keeley did and laugh just because it sounds like Lara talking about eating peas and "neverwasanoserous's"
I've seen those. They're awkward and weird.
You start to wonder where on earth Croft Manor's kitchen is when you get hungry...
When you compare Lara with Christie from Tekken (another obsession) Let's face it, peoples. They DO look alike!
...You try to change your girlfriend's name to Lara...even when she isn't keen on the idea ...