Honoured Spam King,
I do apologise for forgetting thy birthday on ye day preceding this one; I do hope thou wilt not be reluctant to accept mine best wishes for thy next year in life because of this error of mine. I do wish thee that thou mayst meet Emma Watson and get thy desired house in ye Austrian Alps as well as ye osprey thou wouldst like to collect firewood for thee.
Forever thy humble subject,
Masterofdesaster
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